is this wrong?

[Reaper]

my friend asked me if i could talk his Xmas tree to the city drop off point, its a big parking lot with 2 huge consruction style containers. while unloading the tree, a thought came over me. i have a match and gas in the truck... nothing else would burn.


is that wrong?


Dathan

[earlbrown]

There's nothing like exploding foliage. That's good shit.

Earl

[DCEPTCN]

I think it's wrong to try and 'talk' a tree anywhere...they're not very good listeners. Beyond that, I think eveything's great.....the only thing that would have made it better is if you coincidentally were also taking your friend's pet to the vet at the same time and elected to throw that ****er on the fire, too!
'1...2...barbeque!'
-Phil Anselmo

[COLDKNOCK]

Only if the tree spoke back and aked you not to burn it , and you didn't.

[Reaper]

:frech:

being as i am to lazy to spell check or proof my posts, you guys can kiss my lilly white ass!



:lickit:

Dathan

[DCEPTCN]

Don't worry, Reaper.....I've got some pills that make the voices stop. (Mostly)

[1badTTA]

Wasn't it Moses that heard voices from the burning bush :fragez: :fragez: :anbet:

[Reaper]

hahahhahahah


tried them nothing helps :add_shit:


i now embrace the voices.


i have found they are the only ones that truly understand me!


Dathan

[DCEPTCN]

Yep. The voices can be a good thing, even productive. The Son of Sam will be remembered alot longer than you or I. Sometimes I'll give their advice some consideration, like when they tell me that I must masturbate in public...but the stuff they've been saying about my cousin Diane is just plain wrong.

By the way, that Moses story is only hearsay...but the Three Amigos did actually find the singing bush.

[Reaper]

Yep. The voices can a good thing, even productive. The Son of Sam will be remembered alot longer than you or I. Sometimes I'll give their advice some consideration, like when they tell me that I must masturbate in public...but the stuff they've been saying about my cousin Diane is just plain wrong.

By the way, that Moses story is only hearsay...but the Three Amigos did actually find the singing bush.

DUDE WE HAVE THE SAME VOICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mike85gn]

Wasn't it Moses that heard voices from the burning bush :fragez: :fragez: :anbet:

I think they have a cream to take care of your burning bush... ;)

[DCEPTCN]

Burning bush? When did we start talking about redheads? :wub:

[Reaper]

I think they have a cream to take care of your burning bush... ;)



crabs?



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