What Santa really wants to say

[JOHNDEEREGN]

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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face
when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Leave me a bottle of
Scotch.
Santa

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays. I bet you're gay. I'll set you
up with a Barbie.
Santa

[JOHNDEEREGN]

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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making
toys?
Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made in China. I have a condo in Vegas where I spend
most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself
silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money at
the craps table. Hey, you wanted to know.
Santa

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Dear Santa,
I really want a puppy this year. Please, please, please, PLEASE, PLEASE
could I have one?
Love, Timmy

Dear Timmy,
That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't work with me. You're getting a sweater again.
Santa

[JOHNDEEREGN]

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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house. How do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Dear Mark,
First stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
whipped at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a low-rent
apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like the boogeyman
does, through your bedroom window.
Sweet dreams,
Santa

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is
peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa

[gregb78]

Ty see this post :loser:

http://www.t6p.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15378

[JOHNDEEREGN]

LMAO and I replied to that thread too:owned:

It was at 10 PM though:fing26:

[KansasCop87GN]

Most of those responses sound like somethings you would have said to kids back in the day!:add_wegbr :add_wegbr :add_wegbr

[JOHNDEEREGN]

Most of those responses sound like somethings you would have said to kids back in the day!:add_wegbr :add_wegbr :add_wegbr

Yes, your right buddy:add_wegbr :add_wegbr :add_wegbr :add_wegbr :biglaugh: